Like modern couples, married dinosaurs often escaped domestic disputes by arguing about politics.

“How will we solve today’s problems? With the solutions of the past?!” cried the velociraptor, pacing in circles. “Size isn’t always the answer!”

“Size IS the answer!” bellowed the T-Rex, waving his tiny arms majestically at the sky.

The herbivore representatives—the Stegosaurus and the Brontosaurus—thundered insults at each other.

"We don't need your 'solutions,' you pea-brained simpleton!" declared the Stegosaurus.

“Standing still and looking stupid doesn't count as leadership!," the Brontosaurus snapped back.

What no dinosaur at the meeting noticed was that a small light in the sky was getting larger and brighter every hour.

Shortly thereafter, the dinosaurs were wiped out by a meteorite.